p13n

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P13n is when software gets tweaked to fit your dumb preferences like you're the only one who matters.

I changed the font color to pink just because I hate my eyes.

The app now plays cat videos every time I log in.

My phone thinks I'm a teenager who lives in a closet.

P13n is like when your phone starts acting like it has a personality and it's annoying.

My phone suggested a dating app after I watched a documentary about space.

It changed my background to a neon sign that says 'I hate you.'

It now sends me reminders to eat even though I just finished a pizza.

P13n is when your phone starts thinking it knows you better than your mom.

It changed my wallpaper to a picture of my ex.

It plays my favorite song every time I open my email.

It sent me a message that said 'You are not ready for this.'

P13n is like when your phone starts giving you advice and you don't want to listen.

It told me to quit my job after I posted a bad photo of my lunch.

It suggested I move to Alaska just because I said I was cold once.

It sent me a message that said 'You are not as cool as you think.'

P13n is when your phone starts acting like it's your best friend and you're too tired to argue.

It sent me a message that said 'You're doing great, but your life is a mess.'

It changed my lock screen to a meme about my cat.

It suggested I buy a new phone just because I complained once.