Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a tiny straw that smells like a dead raccoon and burns your nose

I inhaled so much p120 p1p3 my nose is now a smoke bomb

That pipe is so gross I think it's trying to quit meth

I used that pipe once and now I dream about it

2

the reason you look like a melted crayon after a binger

After that binger, I looked like a hot dog that got hit by a truck

That pipe is why my face is now a neon sign

I used it so much my lips are now a meth billboard

3

the only thing that can make your brain feel like it's on fire

I took a hit and my brain exploded

That pipe is like a brain-burning torch

I used it and now my thoughts are screaming

4

the thing that turns your lunch into a regret

I ate a sandwich and then hit that pipe, now I regret both

That pipe is why my lunch is now a memory

I used it and my burrito became a curse

5

the thing that makes your mom call the cops

My mom called the cops because I was doing meth in her kitchen

That pipe is why my mom now has a badge

I hit it so loud my mom called the police

6

the thing that makes your dog run away screaming

My dog ran away because he smelled meth coming out of me

That pipe is why my dog now lives in the park

I hit it and my dog got a nosebleed and a panic attack