Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to get covered in itchy red bumps and feel like a hot mess.

I got p0x0rs and I looked like a raccoon that got sprayed by a skunk.

My kid had p0x0rs and wouldn’t stop scratching like he was being tortured.

I got p0x0rs and my skin looked like a fried potato.

2

to be so sick you wish you were dead and your mom forgot to feed you.

I had p0x0rs and I was too sick to eat my cereal.

My sister had p0x0rs and she screamed at me for touching her chicken pox.

I had p0x0rs and I thought my skin was going to fall off.

3

to be covered in bumps and feel like a giant itch monster.

My p0x0rs looked like someone threw a bunch of red dots on my skin.

I had p0x0rs and I felt like I was being attacked by a million tiny monkeys.

I had p0x0rs and my arms looked like a map of the moon.

4

to get so itchy you want to rip your skin off and throw it at your teacher.

I had p0x0rs and I wanted to scratch my face off.

My brother had p0x0rs and he screamed like a baby in a blender.

I had p0x0rs and I thought I was going to scratch my way to heaven.

5

to be so covered in bumps you look like a fried chicken.

I had p0x0rs and I looked like I was dipped in hot oil.

My friend had p0x0rs and her face looked like a pizza with extra cheese.

I had p0x0rs and my back looked like a red sea of dots.

6

to be so sick you can’t even walk and wish you were a zombie.

I had p0x0rs and I walked like a zombie with a broken leg.

My dog had p0x0rs and he looked like a sad potato.

I had p0x0rs and I felt like I was being tortured by tiny monsters.