p0wnd

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1
a fancy way to say you got completely destroyed, like your brain turned to mush and your dignity went to the trash can
My math test was a 23 out of 100. I got p0wnd by the teacher.
He beat me up in front of my friends. I got p0wnd for life.
I tried to text my crush and sent a whole essay. I got p0wnd by my phone.
2
when someone beats you up so bad you feel like a soggy taco in a blender
I got p0wnd in the lunchroom by the toughest kid in school.
She beat me at chess and then laughed in my face. I got p0wnd.
My dog ran away and left me. I got p0wnd by my pet.
3
when you get so crushed you wish you were dead and your mom forgot to make dinner
I failed my science project. I got p0wnd by my teacher.
He texted me and said I was ugly. I got p0wnd by my crush.
My dog ate my homework. I got p0wnd by my pet.
4
when someone beats you so hard you feel like a soggy pizza that got stepped on
I got p0wnd by my dad after I broke his favorite mug.
I lost my video game to my brother. I got p0wnd by my brother.
My mom said I was a disgrace. I got p0wnd by my mom.
5
when you get completely trounced and your brain feels like it's been microwaved
I got p0wnd in gym class by the strongest kid in school.
I got p0wnd by my crush after I texted him a poem about his hair.
I got p0wnd by my pet after I left my homework on the floor.
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