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a person who forgot their own face and everyone else’s too
Who is this random blob again?
She looks like she lost her identity and stole mine.
Is this the same girl who said she’d never come back?
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the human version of a broken phone with no memory
She doesn’t remember her own name half the time.
I asked her where she was going, and she said, 'I don’t know, I just woke up.'
She told me she was a ghost and forgot her own life.
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a person who’s so lost they think the moon is a GPS
She asked for directions to the mall and got lost in the parking lot.
She thought the sun was a traffic light.
She tried to navigate by counting clouds.
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a human who thinks the ocean is a suggestion
She walked into the ocean and said, 'This is just a suggestion.'
She tried to drink the ocean and got a headache.
She asked the ocean if it wanted to go out, and it said no.
5
the human version of a cat who forgot where the food was
She sat there like a cat who forgot where the food was.
She walked in circles like she was lost in a maze of her own brain.
She looked at the fridge like it was a mystery box.
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a person who thinks the sky is a roof and the clouds are just wallpaper
She tried to paint the sky and got yelled at by the sun.
She thought the clouds were just decoration.
She asked the sky if it wanted to move out.