P0RAT 260

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A rat with a brain made of poop and a mouth full of curse words. They count everything with babies and butts.

The P0RAT 260 counted 90 butt cracks and 115 baby butt explosions.

They said the Googleplex PIA was just a fancy name for a butt-counting factory.

My baby’s diaper was counted 55 times. I’m gonna kill them.

A smelly rat who loves counting babies’ butts and making them cry with math.

The P0RAT 260 made my kid cry by showing him a butt-counting chart.

They used 260 as a secret code for baby butt explosions.

My kid’s butt got counted 90 times. I’m getting a divorce.

A rat who thinks counting babies’ butts is the same as being smart. They also think you’re stupid.

The P0RAT 260 told my kid he was dumb because he didn’t count his butt right.

They called my kid a ‘butt failure’ for not knowing 260.

My kid’s butt was counted 55 times. He got a C in life.