P0l3c4t

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A techno redneck who gets roasted by script kiddies in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory until they’re just a burnt-out meat sack.
My cousin got P0l3c4t’d in the lobby. Now he just stares at the ceiling and mutters 'I was a god once.'
That guy tried to flex in the server. Now he’s just a ghost with a broken keyboard.
I watched my brother get P0l3c4t’d. He cried. I laughed. I was a god once.
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When a techno redneck gets spammed by script kiddies in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory until they’re just a pile of frustration and bad decisions.
My friend tried to be cool in the server. Now he’s just a pile of trash and a broken mouse.
I got P0l3c4t’d by some kid in the lobby. Now I just yell at my screen.
My brother tried to flex. Now he’s just a meat sack with no dignity.
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A techno redneck who gets destroyed in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by script kiddies until they’re just a broken keyboard and a bad decision.
My dad got P0l3c4t’d and now he just yells at the TV and cries.
I tried to be cool in the server. Now I just sit there and whisper 'I was a god once.'
That kid got P0l3c4t’d and now he just stares at the ceiling like a lost soul.
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