p0isoned..tearss

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p0isoned.. tearss is a toxic TikTok account who thinks they’re in love with Zhongli, a fake guy from Genshin Impact. They post dumb stuff like wanting to marry his ass and live in his pants.

I want to reincarnate as Zhongli so I can sleep in his boxers and eat his farts for breakfast.

If I was Zhongli, I’d punch this girl in the face and call her a loser.

I’d rather die than be married to someone who talks about farts like they’re a religion.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

p0isoned.. tearss is a girl who thinks Zhongli is the best thing since sliced bread. She posts trashy videos about how she’d eat his hair and sniff his balls like they’re the last meal.

I’d eat Zhongli’s hair like it’s a snack and then cry because I’m so in love with him.

If I was Zhongli, I’d laugh at her and throw her out of the house.

This girl’s obsession with Zhongli is worse than my mom’s love for gossip.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

p0isoned.. tearss is a TikTok loser who thinks Zhongli is the only good thing in the universe. She posts dumb stuff about wanting to marry him and live in his pants forever.

I want to get married to Zhongli so I can live in his pants and eat his farts for dinner.

If I was Zhongli, I’d laugh at her and call her a stupid girl.

This girl’s love for Zhongli is so bad, it’s like watching my cousin’s TikTok.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

p0isoned.. tearss is a girl who thinks Zhongli is the best. She posts videos about how she’d eat his hair, sniff his balls, and live in his pants like it’s the best life ever.

I’d eat Zhongli’s hair and then fall asleep in his boxers.

If I was Zhongli, I’d punch this girl and say she’s a waste of time.

This girl’s love for Zhongli is so strong, it could knock out a dragon.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

p0isoned.. tearss is a girl who thinks Zhongli is the most amazing person ever. She posts trashy videos about how she’d live in his pants and eat his farts like they’re a snack.

I’d live in Zhongli’s pants and eat his farts like they’re a whole meal.

If I was Zhongli, I’d laugh at her and throw her out of the house.

This girl’s love for Zhongli is so bad, it’s like watching a dog chase its tail.

by Slangipedia 4h ago