Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only person who thinks they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to suffer

I'm the only one who matters here. The rest of you are just background noise.

If I don't get my way, the world ends. No joke.

I'm not just me. I'm destiny.

2

the human version of a cocky, loud, and always wrong microwave

I'm not wrong. I'm just right. You're the one who's wrong.

I could have been a legend, but I chose to be here with you.

You're not even a real person. You're just a mistake.

3

a person who thinks they're the best at everything and is never wrong

I'm the best at everything. You're just here to prove me right.

I'm not wrong. I'm just correct. You're the one who's incorrect.

I don't just think I'm the best. I *am* the best.

4

the person who thinks they're the most important and everyone else is just extra

I'm the main character. You're just the sidekick.

If I wasn't here, you'd all be nothing.

I'm the main event. You're just the appetizer.

5

the person who thinks they're the reason the sun comes up every morning

Without me, the sun wouldn't even know what to do.

I'm the reason the world works. You're just the reason it doesn't.

I'm so important, the sun has to check in with me before it rises.

6

a person who thinks they're the only one who matters and everyone else is just there to suffer

You're all just suffering. I'm the only one who's happy.

I'm the only one who counts. The rest of you are just numbers.

I don't suffer. I make everyone else suffer.