p00ter

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A fancy word for a computer that only nerds and people who think they're cool use
My mom calls my laptop a p00ter. I threw a shoe at her.
He spent $1,000 on a p00ter. It crashes every 5 minutes.
I told my friend he was a p00ter. He cried.
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A stupid name for a computer that only makes sense if you're high or a total poser
My teacher called my tablet a p00ter. I told her I was going to fail her.
He bought a p00ter just to play video games. It's not even that good.
She called my phone a p00ter. I called her a f***ing moron.
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A word that sounds like it came from a computer, but it's just a way to sound fancy and annoying
My dad said he's going to get a p00ter. I said he's already got a f***ing brain.
She called her smartwatch a p00ter. I laughed so hard I f***ing peed.
He told me I was a p00ter. I told him he was a f***ing idiot.
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