Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who can't afford armor and still gets killed by a goblin.

You: 'P00rby, why are you wearing a potato for a helmet?' P00rby: 'It's all I got.'

P00rby got one hit and died. Everyone laughed. He cried.

P00rby tried to buy a sword. It cost 100 gold. He had 5.

2

The person who gets killed before the boss even shows up.

P00rby died to a rat. The rest of us killed the dragon.

P00rby: 'I’m not scared.' Then he died to a fireball.

P00rby ran into the boss and got instantly killed. We all had to clean up his mess.

3

The weakest link in your group who gets killed by a tiny enemy.

P00rby got killed by a spider. We all had to fight it alone.

P00rby: 'I’m gonna take down the whole party.' Then he died to a zombie.

P00rby tried to be cool. Died to a wolf. We all rolled our eyes.

4

The guy who spends all his money on a sword and still gets killed.

P00rby bought a fancy sword. Died to a goblin. Everyone laughed.

P00rby spent all his gold on a sword. It didn’t help. He died.

P00rby had the best gear. Still got killed. We all called him P00rby.

5

The person who can’t even fight and still gets killed by a goblin.

P00rby didn’t even swing his sword. Died to a goblin.

P00rby tried to fight. Died. We all felt bad for him.

P00rby was too scared to fight. Died. We all laughed.