p00r

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P00r is when you're broke because you wasted all your cash on fancy gadgets that make you look like a tech wizard but you still can't afford lunch.
I just spent my last $50 on a gaming mouse. I’m now p00r and I can’t even buy a sandwich.
My friend bought a VR headset with his rent money. He’s now p00r and living in a shelter.
I bought a $200 keyboard and now I’m p00r. My mom is yelling at me.
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P00r is when you're so broke you can't even buy food because you spent all your money on fancy computer stuff that you barely use.
I spent my entire paycheck on a new graphics card. Now I'm p00r and I have to eat cereal for dinner.
My cousin bought a $1000 laptop to play games. He’s now p00r and has to borrow money from his dad.
I bought a new monitor with my last $50. Now I'm p00r and can’t buy a new shirt.
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P00r is when you're broke because you spent your last dime on something you think is cool, but it turns out it's just a fancy version of something you already have.
I bought a $150 gaming chair. Now I’m p00r and I still have to sit on the floor.
My brother bought a $300 gaming headset. Now he's p00r and still can't hear his mom yelling at him.
I spent my last $20 on a new mouse. Now I'm p00r and I have to use my finger to click.
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P00r is when you’re broke because you spent your last few bucks on something that looks cool but doesn’t do anything useful.
I spent my last $5 on a neon keyboard. Now I’m p00r and my mom is mad at me.
My friend spent his last $20 on a gaming mouse. Now he's p00r and he can’t afford pizza.
I bought a $1000 computer. Now I’m p00r and I have to eat ramen for a month.
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P00r is when you're broke because you wasted all your cash on stupid tech that makes you feel like a king for 10 minutes and then you're back to being broke.
I spent $100 on a new gaming chair. Now I'm p00r and I have to sit on the floor again.
My brother spent $200 on a new monitor. Now he's p00r and can't afford a snack.
I spent my last $10 on a new mouse. Now I’m p00r and I can’t even type.
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