Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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getting p00nd means you got absolutely wrecked, like your brain turned to mush and your pants fell off

My dog ate my homework and my math test. I got p00nd.

He failed the test so bad, the teacher cried. He got p00nd.

She got p00nd when she tried to juggle flaming torches and a baby.

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p00nd is when you're so lost, even your shadow can't find its way home

I got p00nd during the math quiz. I thought 2+2 was 5.

He got p00nd and tried to wear his socks as shoes.

She got p00nd and thought the sky was a giant pizza.

3

if you got p00nd, you're so messed up, you can't even count your fingers without crying

I got p00nd and tried to do my math homework. It was a disaster.

He got p00nd and tried to multiply by eating cookies.

She got p00nd and thought her cat was a math teacher.

4

getting p00nd means you're so bad at something, even your pet thinks you're a joke

My dog laughed at me when I got p00nd on the math test.

He got p00nd and his goldfish swam in circles.

She got p00nd and her plants wilted from the embarrassment.

5

p00nd is when you're so destroyed, you could win a prize for being the worst at something

I got p00nd and my teacher gave me a participation trophy for being the worst.

He got p00nd and the class clapped for his failure.

She got p00nd and her mom took her to the doctor for being that bad.

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if you're p00nd, you're so lost, even the pizza delivery guy can't find you

I got p00nd and the pizza guy showed up at my neighbor's house.

He got p00nd and the pizza was delivered to his dog.

She got p00nd and the pizza was thrown out the window.