Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly, l33t way to say you got beaten by someone who can't even spell their own name.

My brother p00ned me in the game, and I had to eat my words.

She p00ned me in front of my crush, and I died a little inside.

He p00ned me during a battle, and I cried like a baby.

2

When a clueless noob beats you, and you feel like a total chump.

I got p00ned by a kid who plays video games for 10 minutes a day.

He got p00ned by his little brother, and it was the worst thing ever.

She got p00ned by a n00b who didn't know what a button was.

3

A dirty, leet version of the word 'poon,' used when you're feeling extra gross.

He p00ned me with a poon and a dirty sock.

I got p00ned by a guy who smells like a gym bag.

She p00ned me with a poon and a cheeseburger.

4

A smelly, online word for a guy's junk, and it's the opposite of p33n.

He p00ned me with a guy's junk, and I was horrified.

She p00ned me with a guy's junk, and I ran away.

He p00ned me with a guy's junk, and I cried like a baby.

5

A secret code word for porn, used by people who like to be gross.

He p00ned me with a secret code word for porn, and I was confused.

She p00ned me with a secret code word for porn, and I was grossed out.

They p00ned me with a secret code word for porn, and I was ready to die.

6

Willy is the king of p00ning, and he loves to beat up n00bs.

Willy p00ned me in front of the whole class, and I was embarrassed.

Willy p00ned me in the game, and I was furious.

Willy p00ned me in the lunchroom, and I had to eat my words.