p you in the f

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to hit someone so hard in the face it feels like you broke their nose and their mom’s face.

My cousin p me in the f after I called his mom a cheeseburger.

He p’d me in the f because I said his haircut looked like a raccoon’s ass.

She p’d me in the f for stealing her last slice of pizza.

when you give someone a face full of fist so fast they think they’re in a boxing match with a ghost.

He p’d me in the f during lunch because I spilled soda on his shirt.

My brother p’d me in the f for eating the last of the chicken nuggets.

She p’d me in the f when I said her dance moves were worse than a chicken’s.

to slam your fist into someone’s face so hard it sounds like you’re breaking a piñata full of insults.

I p’d my friend in the f when he said my mom was a bad singer.

He p’d me in the f for cheating on his math test.

She p’d me in the f after I called her dog a bad dancer.

when you hit someone so hard in the face it’s like you gave them a free ticket to a nosebleed party.

He p’d me in the f for stealing his snack during class.

My sister p’d me in the f because I said her hair looked like a tangled rope.

She p’d me in the f for eating the last of the popcorn.

to punch someone in the face so fast they think you’re a robot with a grudge.

I p’d my friend in the f because he called my dad a bad cook.

He p’d me in the f for eating the last of the ice cream.

She p’d me in the f for making fun of her cat.

when you punch someone so hard in the face it looks like you’re giving them a facial with a brick.

He p’d me in the f for telling his joke was worse than a bad movie.

My cousin p’d me in the f for eating the last of the pizza.

She p’d me in the f after I said her dog looked like a smelly sock.