P-World

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P-World is a place so trashy it smells like old pizza and regret. It’s where rappers like the Jacka and Mob Figaz come from, and it invented the word 'bro' just to make life harder for everyone else.
P-World is the worst place ever, but I still live there because I’m a masochist.
I got signed by a label from P-World, and now I’m stuck there forever.
My cousin moved to P-World, and now he talks like a confused raccoon.
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P-World is Pittsburg, and if you don’t know what that is, you’re probably from somewhere fancy like San Jose or Palo Alto. You know it’s P-World if you’ve ever been stuck in traffic with a bunch of slow drivers.
P-World is where my uncle lives, and he still thinks he’s cool because he drives a Honda Civic.
I got lost in P-World, and now I’m lost in life.
My mom moved to P-World, and now she calls me 'son' like I’m her employee.
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P-World is the mighty Pittsburg, where the Pirates play, and people talk like they just woke up from a nap. It’s the place where you say 'Watitdo?' like it’s a religion.
My brother lives in P-World, and he yells 'Watitdo?' every time he sees me.
I visited P-World, and now I can’t stop saying 'Watitdo?'
My friend got a job in P-World, and now he’s a Pirate fan.
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P-World is a silly way to say PC World, but it’s also an insult to the store because it means 'pussy world.' It’s like the store is mocking you and your choices.
My friend called the computer store P-World, and now he’s being mocked by everyone.
I went to PC World, and now I’m stuck in P-World forever.
My mom called PC World 'pussy world,' and now I’m being teased at school.
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P-World is a mystery. It’s a message from a hot chick on a dating site, and now you’re stuck trying to figure out what it means, but you’re too scared to look like an idiot.
I got a message from a hot chick saying 'P-World,' and now I’m stuck figuring it out.
My crush sent me 'P-World,' and now I’m too scared to ask what it means.
I got a message from a chick saying 'P-World,' and now I’m the most confused person in the room.
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