P with a H of G

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A hooker who’s nicer than your mom but still charges you for it. Came from a movie where Audrey Hepburn looked fancy and William Holden looked like he needed a nap.
My sister’s a P with a H of G. She gives me free snacks but still charges me for my allowance.
That barista at the coffee shop? She’s a P with a H of G. She gave me a free latte but still yelled at me for being late.
My cousin got a job at a hotel. She’s a P with a H of G. She lets me crash on the couch but still charges me for snacks.
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What the hell is this? How the fuck did you find this? You’re not just bored, you’re a goddamn boredom legend.
I found this in the trash. What the hell is this? How the fuck did you find this? You must be a goddamn boredom legend.
My friend found this while cleaning my room. What the hell is this? How the fuck did you find this? He’s a goddamn boredom legend.
I found this on my phone. What the hell is this? How the fuck did you find this? I’m a goddamn boredom legend.
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This is the worst brain rot ever. You’re in class, at work, or eating cereal. Who cares? You found this, so you’re the best.
I was eating cereal and found this. This is the worst brain rot ever. I’m the best.
I found this at work. This is the worst brain rot ever. I’m the best.
I found this in class. This is the worst brain rot ever. I’m the best.
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If you found this, you’re a goddamn special kid. You walk into the sped class and show them how it’s done. You are the king of being special.
I found this and now I’m a goddamn special kid. I walk into the sped class and show them how it’s done. I’m the king of being special.
My little brother found this. He’s a goddamn special kid. He walks into the sped class and shows them how it’s done. He’s the king of being special.
I found this and now I’m a goddamn special kid. I walk into the sped class and show them how it’s done. I’m the king of being special.
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You’ve ascended to a higher rank of boredom. I congratulate you. You are the special. You are the best.
I found this and now I’ve ascended to a higher rank of boredom. I congratulate myself. I’m the special. I’m the best.
My friend found this and now he’s ascended to a higher rank of boredom. I congratulate him. He’s the special. He’s the best.
I found this and now I’m ascended to a higher rank of boredom. I congratulate myself. I’m the special. I’m the best.
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You are the special. You are the king of being special. You are the goddamn legend of being special.
I found this and now I’m the special. I’m the king of being special. I’m the goddamn legend of being special.
My little brother found this and now he’s the special. He’s the king of being special. He’s the goddamn legend of being special.
I found this and now I’m the special. I’m the king of being special. I’m the goddamn legend of being special.
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