P Winkle

My cousin got called P Winkle because he tried to molest my dog.

At the party, P Winkle grabbed a girl and yelled, 'This is how it's done!'

He got kicked out of the gym because he tried to rape the guy doing chest presses.

P Winkle was caught in the hallway trying to fondle the principal's wife.

He told his friend, 'I didn't rape her. I just gave her a little gift.'

He got suspended for trying to touch the school nurse.

P Winkle was seen trying to grab the mailman by the crotch.

He told his crush, 'You’re not special. You’re just my snack.'

He got sent to the principal’s office for trying to hit on the janitor.