P-Trap

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A sneaky move by a woman in her 30s or 40s who lures a man into marriage by getting pregnant. She usually lies and tricks him into thinking he's the love of her life.
'I didn't know I was pregnant until the baby came out screaming at me.'
He thought he was getting a wife. He got a kid and a lifetime supply of diapers.
She said she loved him. He believed her. Then she got pregnant. Now he's stuck with a kid and a bad marriage.
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When a woman traps a man into marriage by giving him a baby. It's a trap. He didn't sign up for this. He just signed up for a lifetime of stress and bad decisions.
He thought he was getting a wife. Now he's stuck with a kid and a woman who thinks she's a queen.
She got pregnant and didn't tell him. He found out at the hospital. He was like, 'What? I just got married? I didn't sign up for this.'
He's not ready for a baby. He's not ready for a wife. He's not ready for this life.
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A trap set by a woman who wants a man to marry her. She does it by getting pregnant. He doesn't know what hit him. He just got a baby and a wife who thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread.
He didn't know she was pregnant. Now he's got a baby and a wife who thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread.
He said yes to marriage. Now he's stuck with a baby, a wife, and a life he didn't sign up for.
He was tricked into marriage by a baby. He didn't know what hit him.
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