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The P Train is a legendary ride for weaklings who act like they're scared of their own shadow. It's for guys who run out of the bar before the night is over, or who only drink beer that tastes like water and regret it later.
My buddy left the bar at 9 PM because he heard a loud noise. He's on the P Train.
He only drinks Miller Lite and calls it 'the champagne of beer.'
He got called out for leaving the party to go home and watch cat videos.