P-Town Pump

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a stupid hand move where you slap your arms like a fool and shake your hands like you just got a wedgie from the devil himself. only real p-town folks can do it because they’ve been cursed by the plantation grass.

My cousin did the P-Town Pump so hard, the neighbor’s dog started crying.

At the cookout, I tried to do the P-Town Pump and my hand got stuck in the cornbread.

My mom said if I did the P-Town Pump one more time, she’d kick me out of the house.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

when you slap your arms like you’re mad and shake your hands like you just saw your uncle’s pants fall down. only works in p-town because the grass is so green it gives you a headache.

I did the P-Town Pump so fast, my neighbor’s cat ran away.

At church, I did the P-Town Pump and the pastor told me to sit down.

My brother did the P-Town Pump so hard, he broke his watch.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

a stupid arm shake where you slap your hands like you’re angry and shake them like you just got caught eating the last of the fried chicken. only real p-town folks can do it because they’ve been brainwashed by the grass.

I did the P-Town Pump so much, my hands got sore and my mom got mad.

At the store, I did the P-Town Pump and the clerk gave me a weird look.

My dog did the P-Town Pump and I had to take him to the vet.

by Slangipedia 7d ago