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A P-town Party is when the whole town goes feral. People drink like animals and scream like they’ve been wronged by God. It’s so wild the cops show up just to witness the madness.
I woke up in a ditch after the P-town Party. My neighbors were dancing in my yard.
My dog ran away during the P-town Party. He came back with a tattoo.
I tried to leave the P-town Party. My car got stolen by a guy who was wearing a chicken suit.