p-tom

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A guy who runs a website about plur and acts like he’s the king of the internet, even though he’s just a loser in target pants.

I saw p-tom spamming my timeline like a desperate teenager.

He posted a whole essay about plur and it was just one sentence.

He tried to buy the website and it was a scam.

A person who owns a website about plur and thinks he’s cool because he wears target underwear like it’s a fashion statement.

He DM’d me like I was his best friend and I was just trying to avoid his spam.

He posted a photo of his target underwear and called it a ‘vibes upgrade’.

He tried to sell me a subscription and I laughed in his face.

Ron Paul, but also a website guy who thinks he’s the future and everyone else is just a sad group of people.

He posted a tweet about plur and it had 2 likes and 1000 retweets from people who hate him.

He tried to debate me and I just said ‘no’ and walked away.

He thinks he’s going to be president and everyone else is just a joke.