p-tobe

I p-tobe’d with that barista so hard, I got a free latte and a side of shame.

He p-tobe’d with his cousin’s girlfriend in the back of a U-Haul.

I p-tobe’d with my best friend’s ex and now I have to walk into school with a hangover.

I p-tobe’d with my crush and now we’re both stuck in a group chat with their mom.

She p-tobe’d with the guy from the gym and now he follows her on TikTok.

I p-tobe’d with my teacher and now I have to do a presentation on why relationships are gross.

I p-tobe’d with my neighbor and now we have to eat cereal for dinner together.

He p-tobe’d with his crush so hard, they ended up in the nurse’s office.

I p-tobe’d with my friend and now we’re both grounded for life.

I p-tobe’d with my crush and now I have to text them every day.

She p-tobe’d with her crush and now they’re both in love with each other’s annoying habits.

He p-tobe’d with his crush and now they can’t stop fighting in the hallway.

I p-tobe’d with my crush and now I’m stuck in a group chat with their mom.

She p-tobe’d with her crush and now they’re both in the same class.

He p-tobe’d with his crush and now they’re both grounded.