Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Pounce that shit is when you go full beast mode on some juicy sexual opportunity like it's the last piece of pizza at a buffet.

Yo, I saw her in the grocery store and p that s like a hungry wolf.

He p that s in the break room like nobody was watching.

She p that s during the Zoom call and her boss didn't even notice.

2

Plain and simple is when you say exactly what you mean with zero fluff, no nonsense, and no need to explain your feelings.

Bro, I said plain and simple: you're a mess.

She texted me plain and simple: 'I'm not coming over.'

He yelled plain and simple: 'I'm not your dad!'

3

Male mood swings are when a man turns into a moody, grumpy, pizza-obsessed monster because of his wife’s monthly magic.

He turned into a moody monster and yelled, 'I want pizza!'

His mood swing hit and he threw a soda can at the wall.

He was a pizza-obsessed monster and didn’t talk for three days.

4

P O S is the dirtiest way to call someone a piece of garbage, like they're the last sock in the laundry pile.

He called me a P O S because I forgot his coffee.

She said, 'You're the worst P O S ever!'

He texted, 'You're a P O S and I hate you.'

5

P e n i s is a weird, symbol-covered version of the word penis, like it's cursed or something.

He sent me a cursed message: P e n i s.

She texted me P e n i s and I didn’t know what to say.

He said, 'Check this out: P e n i s!' like it was a secret code.

6

An unreal pants and shoes combo is when someone wears pants and shoes that look like they came from different planets.

He wore blue pants with red shoes like he had a color war.

She put on purple pants with green shoes and looked confused.

He wore black pants with white shoes and it was the worst combo ever.

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Aim slang for Parent over Shoulder is when you're trying to text or talk secretly, but your parent is right there watching you like a hawk.

He was trying to text his crush but had P O S watching him.

She whispered to her friend but her mom was P O S.

He tried to play video games but his dad was P O S.