P Tech

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A guy who thinks he's a tech god, but really just has a fancy phone and a lot of bad decisions.

My P Tech tried to fix my Wi-Fi and now my router is screaming.

He said he could hack into my Netflix. I still don't have access to the password.

He tried to install 17 apps on my phone. Now it's slower than my grandma's internet.

A program that promises fun but ends up making you question your life choices and your sanity.

I joined P Tech because it looked cool. Now I'm stuck in a room with 20 other people who think Excel is a lifestyle.

They told me I'd be learning real skills. I learned how to curse in five different languages.

I signed up for a 'fun program.' Now I'm writing code at 10 PM on a Tuesday.