Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

P status is when you’re so lazy and rude you’d rather chew glass than do your homework.

Bro, I got P status and a free pass to skip math.

My dog has more motivation than I do. I’ve got P status.

I woke up late, missed breakfast, and now I’ve got P status.

2

P status is when you’re so full of crap you could fill a dump truck and still have more to say.

I got P status because I told my teacher to shut up and eat a sandwich.

My mom said I have P status and she’s not lying.

I got P status after I called the principal a donkey.

3

P status is when you’re so broke and tired you’d rather live in a trash can than clean your room.

I got P status because I haven’t washed my socks in a month.

My friend has P status and still eats cereal for dinner.

I got P status because I didn’t do my chores and now I’m grounded.

4

P status is when you’re so stubborn you could fight a bull and still lose.

I got P status because I refused to do my math homework and I got in trouble.

My brother got P status and still won’t apologize to the principal.

I got P status because I kept arguing with my teacher for 20 minutes.

5

P status is when you’re so loud and obnoxious you could wake up a sleeping elephant.

I got P status because I screamed in class and the teacher couldn’t hear me.

My friend got P status and still talks during lunch.

I got P status because I yelled at the principal and I didn’t care.

6

P status is when you’re so dumb you think a donkey is a horse and you still argue about it.

I got P status because I said the sky is green and I didn’t care.

My friend got P status because he thought the moon was a donut.

I got P status because I said math is for babies.