p rocker

My cousin is a p rocker. He wears a shirt that says 'I love my mom' but only because she lets him eat cereal for dinner.

I saw a p rocker at the mall. He was wearing socks with sandals and a hat that said 'I once fought a goat.'

My teacher called me a p rocker because I said 'f*** you' to the math test.

My neighbor is a p rocker. He tried to convince me that 'spaghetti' was a type of weapon.

I asked my friend if he was a p rocker. He said, 'Only when I'm not crying in the corner.'

My dog thinks I'm a p rocker because I let him eat my lunch.

My brother is a p rocker. He knows all the SCPs but still failed science because he drew a goat on the test.

I told my friend he was a p rocker. He said, 'I know everything, but I still f***ed up my math test.'

My friend's p rocker cousin knows every SCP but still got kicked out of the library for eating a sandwich.