p-rade abuse

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when people drink all of someone else's powerade because they're broke, white, and too lazy to buy their own
My cousin drank my entire Powerade and said it was 'the last straw' because he was out of money and too high to think.
My neighbor stole my Powerade and called me 'the Powerade king' while he sipped it like a king.
My friend drank my Powerade and said I was 'the Powerade sacrifice' because he needed it to survive the day.
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when broke white people take your powerade because they're too cheap to buy their own
My mom drank my Powerade and said it was 'the price of being poor and white' while she laughed at me.
My brother drank my Powerade and said I was 'the Powerade donor' because he was 'the Powerade king' now.
My sister took my Powerade and called it 'the Powerade curse' because she was too poor to buy her own.
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when broke white people drink your powerade because they’re too lazy to buy their own and too proud to ask
My uncle drank my Powerade and said I was 'the Powerade servant' because he was 'the Powerade master.'
My cousin drank my Powerade and said I was 'the Powerade beggar' while he sipped it like a king.
My neighbor drank my Powerade and said it was 'the Powerade revenge' because he hated me.
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