P. R.-Mageddon

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When your PR team is so bad it feels like they're trying to make a disaster out of a simple typo.

My PR person sent out a tweet saying 'We're proud to announce our new product... it's called 'Poo-Dee-Oh''

The company’s PR guy claimed the CEO was 'just a little confused' during the press conference

They tried to spin a leaked photo of the CEO eating a taco at 3 AM as 'a strategic move'

When your public relations team is so clueless they think a single bad press interview is the same as a full-blown war.

They said the reporter was 'aggressively hostile' when he just asked a question

The PR person called a viral video of the CEO crying 'a calculated distraction'

They tried to blame the internet for the company’s mistakes

When your PR team is so broken they think a single typo is the same as a full-blown apocalypse.

They tried to say the CEO’s typo was 'a beautiful mistake'

They called a single bad review 'a full-scale rebellion'

They claimed the error was 'the universe trying to tell us something'

When your PR team is so desperate they’ll lie to the media just to save their own faces.

They told the press the CEO was 'in a secret retreat' when he was just at the mall

They said the company’s mistake was 'a marketing strategy'

They claimed the leak was 'a carefully planned surprise'

When your PR team is so bad they think a single mistake can destroy the whole company, and they’re not even wrong.

They said the company was 'on the brink of collapse' after a single typo

They told the press the CEO was 'fleeing the country' when he was just on vacation

They claimed the mistake was 'a catastrophe of epic proportions'