p plus i

I'd rather die than leave my girlfriend. P plus I, baby.

He got into a fight with his ex. Said she was like his second heartbeat.

She texted him 'I’d rather be in a car crash with you than with anyone else.'

They got married after one text. Brain exploded. No regrets.

He said, 'I love her so much my head felt like it was gonna blow up.'

She said, 'I don’t need anyone else. My brain is full of him.'

He texted her, 'I can't even see straight. You're too good for me.'

She said, 'I love him so much I can't even focus on my pizza.'

They got engaged because he couldn't see the clock. Love blindness, baby.

They won the love game. No one else even tried.

She said, 'I'm winning life. He's my main character.'

He texted her, 'I'm winning at love. You're my trophy.'

He said, 'I love her so much my heart is doing backflips.'

She texted him, 'I feel like my heart is in a circus.'

They got together because his heart did a backflip and landed in hers.