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Yelling at a phone person so hard they think they’re being tortured by a giant angry ghost.

I called to complain about the bill and now I'm being haunted by my own rage.

The operator hung up on me because they cried like a baby.

I told the person I'd come to their house and throw confetti at their dog.

Shouting at a telephone worker until they’re ready to quit their job and go live in a cave with a bear.

I told them I’d eat their boss’s lunch if they didn’t fix my problem.

They said they were going to call their mom and cry about this.

I threatened to send a chicken to their house if they didn’t do better.

Berating a phone person like they personally stole your last piece of pizza.

I said they were the worst person I’d ever talked to in my entire life.

I told them they had the face of a person who had never eaten pizza before.

They asked me if I was mad and I said, 'No, I’m just hungry.'