Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Blow a million loads and still be standing

I P P succ'd in the bathroom and the toilet clogged

He P P succ'd so hard the ceiling leaked

She P P succ'd and her pants fell off

2

Succ so much it hurts and you still keep going

I P P succ'd until my toes were numb

He P P succ'd in the middle of a meeting

She P P succ'd and cried in the hallway

3

Make a million people succ and live to tell the tale

I P P succ'd and made 10 people pass out

He P P succ'd and the whole class was silent

She P P succ'd and the principal came in

4

Succ so much it feels like your soul is leaving

I P P succ'd and my soul flew out the window

He P P succ'd and his soul was stuck in the toilet

She P P succ'd and her soul was stuck in a vending machine

5

Succ so much you turn into a succ monster

I P P succ'd and my arms turned to spaghetti

He P P succ'd and his legs turned to noodles

She P P succ'd and her face turned purple

6

Succ so much you break the internet

I P P succ'd and the internet crashed

He P P succ'd and the server exploded

She P P succ'd and all the memes died