P. P. Bird

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A stupid green bird that looks like a kid who got caught with a hard-on during lunch. It’s the mascot of bad jokes and even worse art projects.
My art teacher drew a P. P. Bird on the board and called it a masterpiece. It looked like a soggy French fry with a boner.
I got a D on my project because I drew a P. P. Bird instead of a regular bird. My teacher said it was 'the worst kind of bird ever.'
My friend’s P. P. Bird drawing was so bad, it got its own Wikipedia page. It’s called 'The P. P. Bird of Shame.'
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A dumb green bird that’s more about showing off its huge boner than flying. Created by lazy kids who hated art class.
I drew a P. P. Bird on my math test and got sent to the principal’s office. He said I was 'too green to be serious.'
My art class made a P. P. Bird out of clay and it looked like a soggy noodle with a boner.
My little brother drew a P. P. Bird on my mom’s face with marker. It looked like she had a boner and a headache.
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A stupid green bird that looks like it got caught with a boner in a lunchroom. Kids made it during art class because they were bored.
My art teacher called my P. P. Bird drawing 'the worst thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like a green noodle with a boner.'
My friend’s P. P. Bird was so bad, it made the principal cry. He said it was 'the most shameful bird ever.'
I drew a P. P. Bird on my math test and got in trouble. My teacher said I was 'too green to be focused.'
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