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A stupid green bird that looks like a kid who got caught with a hard-on during lunch. It’s the mascot of bad jokes and even worse art projects.
My art teacher drew a P. P. Bird on the board and called it a masterpiece. It looked like a soggy French fry with a boner.
I got a D on my project because I drew a P. P. Bird instead of a regular bird. My teacher said it was 'the worst kind of bird ever.'
My friend’s P. P. Bird drawing was so bad, it got its own Wikipedia page. It’s called 'The P. P. Bird of Shame.'