p-noid

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1
a crazy fear that hits you when you're high and you think everyone is out to get you because you're too messed up to know better.
'I swear that barista is following me. I'm not crazy, I'm just p-noid.'
'He's been p-noid since he hit that third hit. Now he's arguing with the ceiling.'
'She started screaming at the elevator because she thought it was a spy. Classic p-noid.'
2
when you're too wasted to tell your nonsense from reality and you call it 'paranoid' because you're too lazy to say the whole word.
'I’m not p-noid, I’m just prepared.'
'He’s not p-noid, he’s just seeing the truth.'
'She’s p-noid, and I’m not going to explain it.'
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