Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

P-Ness is the fancy new word for talking, like when you’re (1) zoning out (2) going off on a rant (3) trying to sound cool in front of your crush.

Bro, this class has zero P-Ness.

I had so much P-Ness during my lunch break.

My crush and I had the best P-Ness ever.

2

P-Ness is how much a study proves something. If it has a tiny P-Ness, it means the scientists didn’t just guess.

That study had a P-Ness so small it was almost insulting.

I failed my math test, but the P-Ness was high.

This P-Ness is so low, it’s embarrassing.

3

I ate your penis. That’s what P-Ness is.

I ate your penis and it was glorious.

Your penis was so good, I ate it twice.

That was the best P-Ness I ever had.

4

P-Ness is how good your p is. It’s like a report card for your p.

My p has a high P-Ness. It’s a straight A.

His p is failing. That’s a D.

She has a P-Ness so good, it’s a 10.

5

P-Ness is when you say it fast, and it sounds like you’re talking about a hairy penis.

I said P-Ness so fast, I looked like I was talking about a hairy penis.

That P-Ness was so fast, it was almost dirty.

He said P-Ness and it sounded like he was bragging about his hairy penis.