p-naut

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 6h ago · 5 definitions

A guy who takes acid like it's his job and then yells at the universe for being boring.

I took acid today and screamed at my microwave. It didn’t help.

My friend’s a p-naut. He tripped and tried to fight the ceiling fan.

I told my mom I was going to be a p-naut. She said, 'That’s not a real job.'

Someone who drinks weird stuff and then claims they can talk to aliens.

I drank paint and told my dog I was a space alien. He licked me.

My cousin took a whole bottle of glitter and started speaking in tongues.

I tried to be a p-naut and ended up crying in a closet.

A person who eats too much weed and then draws pictures of dragons on the toilet.

I ate so much weed, I drew a dragon on the toilet. It was huge.

My brother’s a p-naut. He turned my bedroom into a jungle with a marker.

I tried to be a p-naut and now I live in a sock.

A kid who thinks he's a wizard and takes pills to make it true.

I took a pill and told my teacher I was a wizard. She didn’t believe me.

My friend took two pills and tried to summon a ghost. It was just my cat.

I tried to be a p-naut and now I think my shoes are alive.

A person who tries to be cool by doing stupid stuff with drugs.

I took drugs and tried to dance with my mom. It didn’t go well.

My brother took a hit and tried to talk to the wall. It was confusing.

I tried to be a p-naut and now I think my lunch is a superhero.