Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A weapon so bad it makes your enemies cry like babies and your teammates swear at you.

My P-nasty broke my leg and my dignity.

I used the P-nasty and got headshot by a kid in a hoodie.

That P-nasty is like a cursed toaster.

2

The P90 is like a drunk grandma at a family reunion, shooting at everything.

My P-nasty shot my friend and my brother’s sandwich.

I tried to use the P-nasty and it shot my face.

That P-nasty is worse than my math test.

3

A weapon that shoots so slow it’s like watching your mom cook breakfast.

My P-nasty took forever to kill the enemy.

I used the P-nasty and got killed by a puppy.

That P-nasty is slower than my dad’s Wi-Fi.

4

The P90 is like a bad punchline at a joke night, nobody laughs.

My P-nasty was so bad, I got laughed at by a robot.

I used the P-nasty and got killed by a goat.

That P-nasty is worse than my teacher’s voice.

5

A weapon that makes you look like a fool, even your dog thinks you’re stupid.

My P-nasty made my dog laugh at me.

I used the P-nasty and got killed by a chicken.

That P-nasty is like my failed science project.

6

The P90 is like a rusty old truck that won’t start and keeps breaking down.

My P-nasty broke down and I got killed by a ghost.

I used the P-nasty and it broke like my mom’s phone.

That P-nasty is worse than my uncle’s car.