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A time when you're so clueless you think the world stopped spinning just to listen to you blabber nonsense like you're Einstein

I started talking about how the moon is made of cheese and no one said a word

I told my boss I was going on a vacation to Mars and he just stared at me

I tried to explain gravity and my friend said, 'You're making me dizzy'

When you think you're being smart but you're just being a loud idiot who thinks everyone's listening

I said, 'This is the best movie ever!' and no one laughed

I tried to explain how to win at chess and my little brother said, 'You're worse than my math teacher'

I told my friend I was a genius and he said, 'You're more of a dweeb'

You're so lost in your own dumbness that you don't realize you're the biggest joke in the room

I tried to explain why the sky is blue and my teacher said, 'You're not helping'

I told my mom I invented time travel and she said, 'You’re not even good at telling the truth'

I said the Earth is flat and my friend said, 'You’re a bigger fool than the Earth'