p min3r

My cousin is a p min3r. He eats pizza for breakfast and still complains about his hips.

She called me a p min3r in front of my mom. I still haven't lived it down.

That guy is a p min3r. He tried to lift a couch and failed.

My brother is a p min3r. He sat on the couch and broke it.

At the gym, she said I was a p min3r. I asked if she wanted to fight.

He called me a p min3r because I ate three burgers.

He's a p min3r. He tried to do a cartwheel and fell over.

My friend is a p min3r. He eats so much, he could start his own food truck.

She said I was a p min3r because I failed my fitness test.

That guy is a p min3r. He ate the whole cake and still wanted ice cream.

My mom called me a p min3r after I ate six slices of pizza.

She said I was a p min3r because I took the last donut.

He's a p min3r. He tried to fit into a suit and it exploded.

My friend is a p min3r. He eats so much, he could start a food fight.

She said I was a p min3r because I ate the whole pizza.

My dad is a p min3r. He eats so much, he could feed an army.

She called me a p min3r in the middle of a dinner party.

He said I was a p min3r because I ate the whole cake.