P. miller

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clothes that hug you like a fat kid at a buffet, made by a guy who thinks he's a god and smells like old socks

My pants are so tight I can't sit down without crying.

My shirt is so tight I look like a sausage link.

My shorts are so tight my legs are screaming for mercy.

garments so snug they make your skin cry, created by a guy who thinks he’s a king and smells like a gym sock in a trash can

These pants are so tight I feel like a hot dog in a toaster.

My shirt is so tight I look like a pancake that got stepped on.

These shorts are so tight I can’t breathe and I’m mad about it.

clothes that squeeze you like a fat kid at a candy store, made by a guy who smells like gym socks and thinks he's a god

These clothes are so tight I can’t walk without looking like a sausage link.

My shirt is so tight I look like a pancake that got stepped on by a giant.

These pants are so tight my legs are mad at me.