Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dirty e-mail that makes your face blush and your brain scream.

I opened my P-Mail and saw a goat wearing a tutu.

My mom got a P-Mail from my uncle's ex.

I got a P-Mail from my teacher's brother.

2

Dog poop that comes with a message and smells like regret.

I found a P-Mail near the mailbox and it was from my neighbor's dog.

The mailman got a P-Mail from a raccoon.

My dog left a P-Mail on my homework.

3

When dogs write letters with their pee and it’s the worst kind of graffiti.

My dog left a P-Mail on the park bench.

The mailman got a P-Mail from a dog in the street.

My dog peed on my uncle’s shoe and that was a P-Mail.

4

A fake e-mail you use just to get free porn and then you get stuck with all the spam.

I signed up for a P-Mail and now I get 20 e-mails a day.

My brother used a P-Mail and got a coupon for a pizza.

I got a P-Mail and it turned into a subscription for 1000 nudist videos.

5

A fake e-mail that lets you get naked pictures without ever touching your computer.

I used my P-Mail and got 10 pictures of my crush.

My sister’s P-Mail got her a surprise from her crush.

My P-Mail sent me a video of my teacher’s dog.

6

When you run to the bathroom just to check your e-mail like it’s a life-or-death situation.

I had to go to the bathroom and checked my P-Mail on the way.

During class, I said I had to go and it was just to check my P-Mail.

I used the bathroom as an excuse to see if my crush sent me a message.