P M Mess

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When a woman gives up on looking decent because her period is making her feel like a cursed witch.

I looked like a raccoon that got run over by a bus. Period mess, baby.

My face is a disaster zone. No makeup could save me.

I didn’t even brush my hair. I’m too busy crying into a pint of ice cream.

When a woman is so annoyed by her period that she stops caring if she looks like a zombie.

I walked into work looking like I had been attacked by a raccoon. Period mess, baby.

I forgot to shower. My period is winning.

I wore the same socks for three days. My boss asked if I was sick.

When a woman’s period is so bad that she stops caring if she looks like a hot mess.

My hair was a wild mess. My face had no makeup. My pants were inside out. Period mess, baby.

I came to work with a face like a raccoon. My coworkers were confused.

I didn’t even wash my hands. I was too busy being angry at my period.