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When Arsenal fans bang Black girls and lie like they’re Thierry Henry, even though they’re just trying to look cool.
My cousin got caught doing this and now he’s the talk of the school.
My uncle said he dated a girl who looked like Thierry Henry, but she was just wearing a hat.
My friend tried to impress his crush by saying he was Thierry Henry, but she just laughed and said, 'You’re not even that good.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A P. Kelly special happens when you take a bath with your best friend Geoff and go full-on belly button licking mode, like you’re both five again and covered in snot.
My brother and Geoff took a bath together and ended up licking each other’s belly buttons like they were fighting over candy.
My friend Geoff’s sister tried to join the bath, but she just laughed and left.
Me and Geoff took a bath and started licking each other’s bellies, and my mom walked in and just said, 'You two are disgusting.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When your teacher asks for your contact book and you’re too lazy or stupid to show your bad grades.
My teacher asked for my contact book, and I just said, 'I don’t have it.'
I tried to hide my contact book under my bed, but my teacher found it and saw all my F’s.
I showed my teacher my contact book, but it was full of doodles and no grades.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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