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P in the B is like when you stick your junk in someone else’s butt. It’s the nastiest kind of butt stuff you can do.
My cousin said, 'I'm doing P in the B at the party!'
My friend texted me, 'You're doing P in the B? I'm out!'
My brother said, 'I did P in the B and now I'm sore!'
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P in the B could also be when you pee in someone’s butt. It’s from some weird movie that made everyone think it was cool.
My sister said, 'I saw that movie and now I want to pee in your butt!'
My friend said, 'I tried to pee in my brother’s butt and it didn’t work.'
My dad said, 'That movie was the worst. It made me want to pee in my mom’s butt.'
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P in the B can mean a perm in the back. It's like a mullet but with a little more shine and a little more dumb.
My uncle said, 'I got a perm in the back and now I look like a dork.'
My friend said, 'My dad has a perm in the back and it’s annoying.'
My sister said, 'I want a perm in the back but only if it’s pink.'
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P in the B is a game where you beg someone to let you stay in their hotel room because you're too lazy to find another place.
My friend said, 'I stayed at the P in the B because I didn’t want to sleep on the floor.'
My brother said, 'I begged my friend for a hotel room. It was P in the B!'
My mom said, 'If you stay at the P in the B, I won't yell at you.'
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P in the B is when you tell someone to slow down. It’s like telling a dog to stop barking.
My friend said, 'P in the B! I can’t handle your nonsense anymore.'
My brother said, 'P in the B! I’m going to explode if you talk any faster.'
My sister said, 'P in the B! I need a minute to breathe.'
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P in the B is like when you tell someone to slow down in a relationship. It’s like you're trying to save your sanity.
My boyfriend said, 'P in the B! This relationship is moving faster than my dog on a sugar rush.'
My friend said, 'P in the B! I can’t handle all this drama.'
My sister said, 'P in the B! I need to think!'
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P in the B is when you want a bong packed and ready to smoke. It’s like asking for a party in your mouth.
My friend said, 'P in the B! I want to smoke right now!'
My brother said, 'P in the B! I can’t wait any longer!'
My sister said, 'P in the B! I want a bong packed and ready!'
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