Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the place where weee comes out of you like a broken faucet

"I went to the p-hole like it was a job interview, and it fired me.", @weee4lyf

"My p-hole is so busy, it's got a LinkedIn.", @p-hole_guy

"I told my p-hole to take a break, but it just said 'no, I'm doing this.'", @p-hole_master"

2

the act of chasing a woman like she’s the last slice of pizza

"I found a woman. She was hot. I was hot. We were both hot.", @p-hole_chaser

"He found a woman. She didn’t find him back.", @p-hole_fail

"She found him. He found her. They both found each other.", @p-hole_success"

3

when your peter gets a one-way ticket to the rear

"I took a peter in the rear so hard, my pants got a divorce.", @p-hole_burn

"He took a peter in the rear so hard, his socks got a divorce.", @p-hole_burned

"She took a peter in the rear and got a medal for it.", @p-hole_hero"

4

a girl with a P name and legs so open, you could park a car in there

"She’s a P-hole. Her legs are so open, I parked my car in there.", @p-hole_parker

"Her name is Patty, and her legs are like a parking lot.", @p-hole_patty

"She’s a P-hole and her legs are open enough for a parade.", @p-hole_parker2"

5

a K-hole but you’re still high on Percs and it’s like a party in your brain

"I had a K-hole but I still had Percs. It was like a brain party.", @k-hole_percs

"My K-hole was like a brain concert, and Percs was the DJ.", @k-hole_party

"I had a K-hole but I was still high. It was like a brain rave.", @k-hole_rave"

6

when your girlfriend gets the clap from a band boy in Peoria and you end up with it too

"She got the clap from the band boys in Peoria. Now I’ve got it too.", @clap_disease

"The band boy in Peoria gave her the clap. Now I got it from her.", @clap_chain

"She got the clap in Peoria. Now I got it from her. Now my dog got it from me.", @clap_dog"

7

the PCP version of a K-hole, but way more intense and way less fun

"PCP K-hole was like a brain explosion. I didn’t come back for a week.", @k-hole_pcp

"I took PCP and got a K-hole. It was like my brain had a stroke.", @k-hole_pcp2

"PCP K-hole? I had a brain breakdown, and it was on a weekend.", @k-hole_pcp3"