P Funks and Razzle Dazzles

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A black guy with Parliament Lights and Skittles in his pockets like he's about to take over the world and eat it for dessert.
Yo, I walked in with my Parliament Lights and a bag of Skittles, and the whole class shut up.
He had Skittles and Parliament Lights like he was the king of the snack aisle.
I showed up with Skittles and Parliament Lights, and the teacher asked if I was trying to hypnotize the class.
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When you're so extra you bring Parliament Lights and Skittles just to make people jealous.
I brought Skittles and Parliament Lights just to show off.
She had Skittles and Parliament Lights like she was trying to be a hipster in the 80s.
He walked in with Skittles and Parliament Lights like he was the snack version of a superhero.
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When you're so full of yourself you think Skittles and Parliament Lights are the same thing as being rich.
He thought Skittles and Parliament Lights made him rich.
She brought Skittles and Parliament Lights like she was a billionaire.
He walked in with Skittles and Parliament Lights like he just robbed a candy store.
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When you have Skittles and Parliament Lights and you're too dumb to know they're just snacks.
He thought Skittles and Parliament Lights were the same as a million dollars.
She had Skittles and Parliament Lights like they were magic.
He walked in with Skittles and Parliament Lights like he had a secret power.
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When you bring Parliament Lights and Skittles like they're the most important things in life.
He brought Skittles and Parliament Lights like they were the last snacks on Earth.
She had Skittles and Parliament Lights like she was the snack queen.
He walked in with Skittles and Parliament Lights like he was the snack emperor.
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When you think having Skittles and Parliament Lights makes you a king or something.
He thought Skittles and Parliament Lights made him a king.
She had Skittles and Parliament Lights like she was royalty.
He walked in with Skittles and Parliament Lights like he just took over the snack kingdom.
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