P Fritty

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P Fritty is a smelly oval sticker that looks like a raccoon bit it. It was made to remind people how much of a f***ing disaster random violence can be.

I saw this sticker on a truck that smelled like old pizza and regret.

My teacher stuck it on the board and said, 'This is why you don't mess with strangers.'

My dad bought one and now my mom calls it 'the f***ing raccoon sticker.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P Fritty was a kid who got murdered by some random lady who probably had a bad day and a bad haircut.

My cousin said, 'That lady was a f***ing lunatic!' when she saw the sticker.

My brother drew a picture of her with a comb and a f***ing ax.

My neighbor said she had a f***ing meltdown and a f***ing ax.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P Fritty was a guy who lived for 20 years and 4 months and 7 days before some f***ing lady killed him for no reason.

My sister said, 'Why would she kill him? He didn’t even know her!'

My dog stared at the sticker and barked at it like it was the f***ing enemy.

My brother said, 'She didn’t even know him! That’s f***ing wild!'

by Slangipedia 6d ago