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When you're so hungry for nudes you'll send yours too, usually from some kid who can't stop thinking about sex after watching 10 hours of porn.
Bro, I'm sending you a pic, I'm not asking for one back
I just sent you my privates because I'm desperate
Why do I have to take my shirt off for this? I'm 13!
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Party and Play is when you do drugs and get freaky, mostly for guys who like to get high and get it on all day long.
Let's go P&P, I need to forget my ex
I'm doing P&P tonight, don't bother me
I stayed up all night doing P&P, I feel like a zombie
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Pumpkins and Penguins is a weird way to say you're high on meth and MDMA, it’s like being a kid again but with more drugs.
I'm a pumpkin and a penguin, I feel awesome
Why did I just eat a whole pizza? I'm a pumpkin and a penguin
I'm not going to work today, I'm a pumpkin and a penguin
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Pound the pussy means you're going to get busy and not stop until you're satisfied.
I'm going to pound the pussy
She's the best, I'm going to pound the pussy
If I don't pound the pussy, I'll die
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A guy code when he wants to get it on with a girl, it's like the holy grail of guy stuff.
Penis + Pussy = Pleasure, I'm going to do it
My guy code says I have to get it on with her
Penis + Pussy = Pleasure, no one can stop me
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Pee and Pee is when you're high on meth and having sex with someone, it’s the best way to waste a night.
I'm doing Pee and Pee with my best friend
Why did I spend $50 on a hotel room for Pee and Pee?
Pee and Pee is better than school
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Pen and Paper is when you write down your adventures with friends, it’s like playing make-believe with a pencil and paper.
I’m playing Pen and Paper with my friends
Pen and Paper is better than TikTok
I don’t need a phone, I have Pen and Paper
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