P-Flan

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When you pee while sticking your finger up your butt like you're trying to find treasure and it's just plain stupid.
"Dude, he was peeing and poking himself like he was searching for gold, what a p-flan!"
"She was sitting on the toilet and sticking her finger up her butt while peeing, it was gross."
"He was peeing and digging around in there like he was trying to find a lost sock, what a p-flan!"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you're jerking off your own butt while peeing, like you're trying to get a second opinion from your butt on how good the pee is.
"He was peeing and jerking off his own butt like it was a dating app, what a p-flan!"
"She was peeing and giving her butt a hand job, it was like a self-serve restaurant for butts."
"He was peeing and jerking his butt like it was a concert, what a p-flan!"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who thinks they're cool but are just a total joke, still getting their mom to buy them clothes at 20, and still acting like they're the king of the world.
"Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan!"
"She still gets her mom to buy her clothes, and she thinks she's the best, what a p-flan!"
"He's 20 and still gets his mom to take him shopping, what a p-flan!"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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